You were elected democratically, yet the annoying system you came from exists no more. You believe that everybody is equal, but inferior to you, and your God-given mission is to rule them for their own good. Which includes secretly monitoring their every movement, making dissidents "disappear", outlawing all forms of non state-sponsored entertainment and information and murdering potential... "Threats". You are paranoid and cruel, and nobody but YOU believe in your system, yet every single one of them are too afraid to cross you for fear of the others! Congrats, you are the ultimate despot!
Motto: "What's worst for the people, for their own good!"
Time: Any occurrences of this madness has luckily been stowed away in the nearest asylum before they got to power!
Organization: Warzone-like state, ruled by an unchallenged ruler. Will break up at the very moment you die, because you were too paranoid to choose an heir!
Famous Paranoid Presidents: None! Nobody can be this evil in real life!
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