The What Cat Are You Test

All possible test results

Not a Cat

You can't possibly be feline. I'm sorry. But you probably don't mind. I think there's a test to find out what dog breed you are. Maybe you should try that instead. Read more

Shaved Cat

You're probably pretty nice and mellow. You put up with a lot from your owner, and reward them with tolerance and purring. Reward yourself with a nice nap in the sun, but don't forget what killed the ... Read more

Hang in There Cat

You're cute and you get into cute scrapes. Everybody likes you. You might still be a kitten, or just a kitten at heart. As you get older and more experienced, you'll be more sure of yourself, but you... Read more

Self-Cleaning Cat

You're a pretty average cat. Self-absorbed, healthy, and clean. Cat people all love you and dog people aren't totally annoyed by you. You're fairly independent, with normal feline neuroses, but nothin... Read more

Boxing Cat

You're tough and scary. You might not have a permanent home, but you always know where to get food and you can always find a safe place to sleep. Don't forget you only have seven lives. Be nice to tha... Read more