Their result for The am i a true american Test ...

Bakery employee

Your waistline is 76 inches big

Hey there porky you can be a yank any time of the day. Any chance of a bite on one of those hamburgers?

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • waist inches Distribution

    They scored 76% on waist inches, higher than 98% of your peers.

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Alien

You are far too thin to be an American. Best start eating those hamburgers if you dont want to be picked up as a terroist and sent to cuba for electic shock therapy Read more

European

A classic size and probably a high level of intelligance as well. Sorry you will never make a true american Read more

American on diet

You were probably born in the US but moved abroad and became concious about your weight Read more

Bakery employee

Hey there porky you can be a yank any time of the day. Any chance of a bite on one of those hamburgers? Read more

George Washington

Your reall are a true American, you poor sod Read more

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