Their result for The Why I Don't Like You Test ...

Fool

63% Intelligence, 65% Interestingness, 35% Positivity, 75% Independence, 50% Compassion and 29% Wisdom!

You might be smart, you might even be interesting. But you are a fool. You have no idea how the world really works, and probably lack empathy as well. You are a bad person to be around, because you are likely to make stupid decisions that endanger the interests of  yourself and those of the people around you.

 

Almost certainly, you've lived a very sheltered life, and may be clingy as well. Otherwise, it is only due to luck that you have made it this far and without, apparently, learning much along the way.

 

Here's a couple tips, so you're not completely lost: Lie to the cop, give the man with a gun whatever he wants, and don't expect people you harm to look at it from your perspective. In ten or twenty years, with enough life experience, I might begin to respect you a little. But I'll probably always be so far ahead of you as to never actually like you.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Intelligence Distribution

    They scored 63% on Intelligence, higher than 69% of your peers.

  • Interestingness Distribution

    They scored 65% on Interestingness, higher than 47% of your peers.

  • Positivity Distribution

    They scored 35% on Positivity, higher than 17% of your peers.

  • Independence Distribution

    They scored 75% on Independence, higher than 39% of your peers.

  • Compassion Distribution

    They scored 50% on Compassion, higher than 37% of your peers.

  • Wisdom Distribution

    They scored 29% on Wisdom, higher than 12% of your peers.

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Fool

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Inhuman

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Clingy

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Cutter

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Boring

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Bubbles

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Average

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