Their result for The How Much Do You Really Know Test ...

You're George Bush!

You are 99% Awake!

Holy crap! You only know this much because of your CIA connections, and as I read this you're sending a group of men in black helicopters to assasinate me! Dude, call them off!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Knowledge Distribution

    They scored 99% on Knowledge, higher than 98% of your peers.

All possible test results

Totally asleep

You read Time and Newsweek every now and then, and think Harper's Index is a library cataloging system. Go back to sleep, little one. Read more

Half Awake

You've got a vague idea of what's going on around you, which is good. You should probably stop reading USA Today and pick up a Punk Planet or check out Indymedia for more. Read more

Awake

You know what's going down but don't seem to care that much, and you're still somewhat lulled by the strangely enchanting voice of Deborah Norville on Inside Edition. Take another good look around yo... Read more

Eyes Wide Open

You've stapled your eyelids to your brow, you know all about Inslaw, BCCI, and October Surprise, and you're reading Mother Jones, Utne Reader, Harper's, Punk Planet, and other fine publications in you... Read more

You're George Bush!

Holy crap! You only know this much because of your CIA connections, and as I read this you're sending a group of men in black helicopters to assasinate me! Dude, call them off! Read more

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