Which Mario Enemy are you?

All possible test results

You're Bowser!

You're Bowser, the King Koopa! It has been made obvious throughout the history of the Mushroom Kingdom that you can take over militarily at a moment's notice. Do you wage war for conquest? Riches? Pow... Read more

You're a Hammer Bro!

As a Hammer Bro, you'll probably be working in pairs. Meet your partner. His name is Dan. Dan used to be a steelworker. He joined the Koopa Troopas after the plant laid everybody off, so he could s... Read more

You're a Bob-Bomb!

As a Bob-Bomb, your day consists of finding Mario, and blowing up in his mustachioed face. It's simple work, and you get paid in advance. But I think Bowser keeps your pension. You won't be needing... Read more

You're a Lakitu!

As a Lakitu, you'll serve King Bowser's forces by hurling them from a high place. Where are you keeping all of those critters, by the way? I mean, the cloud seems... really small. You must have thrown... Read more

You're a Boo!

As a Boo, you mostly drift around and attempt to scare the pants off of plumbers. It's not exactly something you write home about, but who cares? You're dead already. Nothing to prove. (Now that I'... Read more

You're a Chomp!

As a Chomp, you mostly stick to Chomping. There's different kinds of Chomping, sure, like the Bounce and Chomp, The Bounce Bounce Chomp... the list goes on. With that kind of variety, you won't eve... Read more

You're a Shyguy!

As a Shyguy, you have a very poor body image. Society demands little more than perfection, and all of the Mushroom Kingdom teen idol magazines do not help. Look at all those pretty mushrooms. Thin ste... Read more

You're a Spiny!

As a spiny, the only thing you have to fear is being burned alive by a fat guy in white overalls. That, and being carelessly thrown into a bottomless death pit by a nearsighted turtle flying about in ... Read more

You're a Dry Bones!

It's not so bad being a Dry Bones. You'll mostly walk back and forth, craving the sweet rest of death. But it will not come to you, you are a prisoner of your own immortality. Cursed to inhabit a d... Read more

You're a Koopa Troopa!

As a Koopa Troopa, you form the backbone of Bowser's terrible war machine. You may not the most dangerous troops, nor the most well equipped, and you are prone to suicide... and you can be used as a w... Read more

You're a Buzzy Beetle!

As a Buzzy Beetle, you cannot be defeated. Why Bowser does not simply surround his castle with hundreds of your brethren is unknown, but he must have his reasons. Perhaps a deep-rooted fear of success... Read more

You're a Bullet Bill!

The next in a long line of unnessecarily anthropomorphized dangers in the mushroom kingdom. You're a Bullet Bill, which means you spend your days flying in a straight line toward Mario. Do you ever la... Read more

You're a Cheep-Cheep!

Bowser is really good. How exactly does one convince fish to join one's cause? At any rate, as a Cheep Cheep, all you want is some delicious italian food. You'll go to great lengths to get it, too. I ... Read more

You're a Piranha Plant!

As a Piranha Plant, you're job is pretty simple. All you have to do is sate your botomless, primal hunger. In all fairness, your attack strategy is not that good, and frankly, I'm shocked your whole s... Read more

You're a Thwomp!

You have perhaps the easiest job in Bowser's army. You go up, wait, then go down. You don't even have to worry about being injured, you're invulnerable! You'd think that Bowser could more effectively ... Read more

You're a Blooper!

As a Blooper, you spend most of your time lazily drifting up to the surface of whatever body of water you're in. Bowser probably picked Bloopers for use in his aquatic forces because of their spook... Read more

You're a Goomba!

As a Goomba, you'll spend your days walking left and hoping not to be crushed by an over-weight, mushroom-chomping plumber from another dimension. That's about it. I'm sure your family back home is... Read more

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