“The Google of
online dating”
— The Boston Globe
“Completely free”
— TIME
“A favorite hangout
for internet goers”
— The Village Voice
“A perfect example
of the Web 2.0 revolution”
— New York Post
The Shampoo Commercial Suitability Test
Their result for The Shampoo Commercial Suitability Test ...
Okay Hair Day
Your hair got an overall score of 57%! For the record, you scored 0% on section A (basic haircare), and 0% on section B (shampoo commercial protocol).
Well, first things first. Those of you who have currently shaved your heads or gone bald can pat yourselves on the back (or head, if you prefer). You've got the mindset of someone with fabulous hair. Now all you need do is grow yours back, and you can rest assured your ability to carry a head of golden locks with confidence will be enough to stop traffic (Vin Diesel, if you're taking this test, please ignore this advice. You are one of the rare men who should NEVER have golden locks).
For those who have hair, you're on your way to the heights of hair commercial stardom, but may still have a lot to learn. You seem to still fall for a few of the common mistakes surrounding good hair care - and your understanding of how to behave in a hair commercial is not bad, but you haven't yet understood the true essence of what it really means to have good hair. Consult your hairdresser. Experiment a little with different styles. Always remember the fundamentals: use good quality products (silicone-free shampoos and conditioners, for example). Keep blow-drying and straightening to a minimum (and use an appropriate serum beforehand if you must use these devices). Alternately, you could just watch a whole lot of haircare commercials, but that would just be no fun. Either way, you may one day reach the heights of hairy greatness.
So, you've had your hair evaluated. How about testing something else?
Maybe they aren't. Maybe they're just deeply stupid.
The Underwear Personality Test
Find out what gorgeous underwear should go with that gorgeous hair.
This one's been entered in the current test competition. Why don't you check it out?
The Non-Sequitur Personality Test
It won't make any sense, but it's not supposed to.
What Kind of Celebrity Would you Be?
This test rocks. If you haven't already, take it.
Do you taste fizzy, tart, refreshing or bitter?
Do you have a foul mouth? Find out.
Is your mind all over the place?
The Excessive Cuteness Tolerance Test
Can out outlast your peers when it comes to matters of cuteness?
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 57% on sunbeams, higher than 13% of your peers.
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They scored 0% on basic haircare, higher than 0% of your peers.
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They scored 0% on tv ad protocol, higher than 0% of your peers.
All possible test results
Hair Despair
Oh no, what happened? It appears, young grasshopper, that you have much to learn. You seem to fall for a few of the common mistakes surrounding good hair care - and your understand... Read more
Bad Hair Day
It appears, young grasshopper, that you have much to learn. You seem to fall for a few of the common mistakes surrounding good hair care - and your understanding of how to behave in a hair commerci... Read more
Lacking Vitality
It appears, young grasshopper, that you still have more to learn. You seem to fall for a few of the common mistakes surrounding good hair care - and your understanding of how to behave in a hair co... Read more
Okay Hair Day
Well, first things first. Those of you who have currently shaved your heads or gone bald can pat yourselves on the back (or head, if you prefer). You've got the mindset of someone with fabulous hai... Read more
Solid Locks
Not bad. Not bad at all! While you're still missing out in a couple of key areas, you're clearly well on your way to the heights of hair stardom. You might not yet have reached the level of someone... Read more
Quality Coiffure
So very close! While you're still missing out in a couple of small points, you're clearly very close to that elusive pinnacle of hair stardom. Brush up on your techniques and the finer points of go... Read more
Superior Shine
So very close! While you're still missing out in a couple of small points, you're clearly very close to that elusive pinnacle of hair stardom - certainly well above and beyond most other people. Br... Read more
Yes, Yes, YES!
Much like the Clairol commercial with the woman who appears to enjoy her shampoo just a little too much, you've got it made. Great hair - at the very least, you know how to look after it well. But ... Read more
