Their result for The Shampoo Commercial Suitability Test ...

Hair Despair

Your hair got an overall score of 0%! For the record, you scored 0% on section A (basic haircare), and 0% on section B (shampoo commercial protocol).

Oh no, what happened?

 

It appears, young grasshopper, that you have much to learn. You seem to fall for a few of the common mistakes surrounding good hair care - and your understanding of how to behave in a hair commercial is understandably lacking.

 

Never fear, though! Good hair care is only unattainable for those who say die! If you truly wish to change your ways, study hard! Pay close attention to those shampoo commercials that so regularly find their way into television broadcasts. Note everything: the music, the vacuous model who wants us to believe that she never wakes up looking like her face had a run-in with a vat of acid, the way those patches of sunlight reflect brilliantly off of her hair. Consult your hairdresser for advice on good hair care (or get a hairdresser, if you don't have one). For those who are currently going hairless, feel free to ignore this advice. After all, Vin Diesel is mighty popular with the ladies. Well, some of them.

 

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Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • sunbeams Distribution

    They scored 0% on sunbeams, higher than 0% of your peers.

  • basic haircare Distribution

    They scored 0% on basic haircare, higher than 0% of your peers.

  • tv ad protocol Distribution

    They scored 0% on tv ad protocol, higher than 0% of your peers.

All possible test results

Hair Despair

Oh no, what happened?   It appears, young grasshopper, that you have much to learn. You seem to fall for a few of the common mistakes surrounding good hair care - and your understand... Read more

Bad Hair Day

It appears, young grasshopper, that you have much to learn. You seem to fall for a few of the common mistakes surrounding good hair care - and your understanding of how to behave in a hair commerci... Read more

Lacking Vitality

It appears, young grasshopper, that you still have more to learn. You seem to fall for a few of the common mistakes surrounding good hair care - and your understanding of how to behave in a hair co... Read more

Okay Hair Day

Well, first things first. Those of you who have currently shaved your heads or gone bald can pat yourselves on the back (or head, if you prefer). You've got the mindset of someone with fabulous hai... Read more

Solid Locks

Not bad. Not bad at all! While you're still missing out in a couple of key areas, you're clearly well on your way to the heights of hair stardom. You might not yet have reached the level of someone... Read more

Quality Coiffure

So very close! While you're still missing out in a couple of small points, you're clearly very close to that elusive pinnacle of hair stardom. Brush up on your techniques and the finer points of go... Read more

Superior Shine

So very close! While you're still missing out in a couple of small points, you're clearly very close to that elusive pinnacle of hair stardom - certainly well above and beyond most other people. Br... Read more

Yes, Yes, YES!

Much like the Clairol commercial with the woman who appears to enjoy her shampoo just a little too much, you've got it made. Great hair - at the very least, you know how to look after it well. But ... Read more

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