Their result for The Shampoo Commercial Suitability Test ...
Your hair got an overall score of 0%! For the record, you scored 0% on section A (basic haircare), and 0% on section B (shampoo commercial protocol).
Oh no, what happened?
It appears, young grasshopper, that you have much to learn. You seem to fall for a few of the common mistakes surrounding good hair care - and your understanding of how to behave in a hair commercial is understandably lacking.
Never fear, though! Good hair care is only unattainable for those who say die! If you truly wish to change your ways, study hard! Pay close attention to those shampoo commercials that so regularly find their way into television broadcasts. Note everything: the music, the vacuous model who wants us to believe that she never wakes up looking like her face had a run-in with a vat of acid, the way those patches of sunlight reflect brilliantly off of her hair. Consult your hairdresser for advice on good hair care (or get a hairdresser, if you don't have one). For those who are currently going hairless, feel free to ignore this advice. After all, Vin Diesel is mighty popular with the ladies. Well, some of them.
So, you've had your hair evaluated. How about testing something else?
Find out what gorgeous underwear should go with that gorgeous hair.
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Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
They scored 0% on sunbeams, higher than 0% of your peers.
They scored 0% on basic haircare, higher than 0% of your peers.
They scored 0% on tv ad protocol, higher than 0% of your peers.
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