The Shampoo Commercial Suitability Test
Their result for The Shampoo Commercial Suitability Test ...
Quality Coiffure
Your hair got an overall score of 76%! For the record, you scored 83% on section A (basic haircare), and 63% on section B (shampoo commercial protocol).
So very close! While you're still missing out in a couple of small points, you're clearly very close to that elusive pinnacle of hair stardom. Brush up on your techniques and the finer points of good haircare, and you'll make it. After all, good hair waits for nobody!
So, what can you do to reach true hairy greatness? Consult your hairdresser. Experiment a little with different styles. Keep the use of styling products and hairdryers to a minimum if you can. Try spending a little time in the mirror practising your hair-flip manoeuvre. Try growing your hair a little longer and practising this hair-flip tactic in different scenarioes to get a better understanding of when it works best. Use it at work to get a raise. Try it at the end of a date - just make sure you don't put TOO much enthusiasm into the move and accidentally lose balance and fall into the waiter... not that I'd know from personal experience or anything.
So, you've had your hair evaluated. How about testing something else?
Maybe they aren't. Maybe they're just deeply stupid.
The Underwear Personality Test
Find out what gorgeous underwear should go with that gorgeous hair.
This one's been entered in the current test competition. Why don't you check it out?
The Non-Sequitur Personality Test
It won't make any sense, but it's not supposed to.
What Kind of Celebrity Would you Be?
This test rocks. If you haven't already, take it.
Do you taste fizzy, tart, refreshing or bitter?
Do you have a foul mouth? Find out.
Is your mind all over the place?
The Excessive Cuteness Tolerance Test
Can out outlast your peers when it comes to matters of cuteness?
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 76% on sunbeams, higher than 75% of your peers.
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They scored 83% on basic haircare, higher than 72% of your peers.
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They scored 63% on tv ad protocol, higher than 51% of your peers.
All possible test results
Hair Despair
Oh no, what happened? It appears, young grasshopper, that you have much to learn. You seem to fall for a few of the common mistakes surrounding good hair care - and your understand... Read more
Bad Hair Day
It appears, young grasshopper, that you have much to learn. You seem to fall for a few of the common mistakes surrounding good hair care - and your understanding of how to behave in a hair commerci... Read more
Lacking Vitality
It appears, young grasshopper, that you still have more to learn. You seem to fall for a few of the common mistakes surrounding good hair care - and your understanding of how to behave in a hair co... Read more
Okay Hair Day
Well, first things first. Those of you who have currently shaved your heads or gone bald can pat yourselves on the back (or head, if you prefer). You've got the mindset of someone with fabulous hai... Read more
Solid Locks
Not bad. Not bad at all! While you're still missing out in a couple of key areas, you're clearly well on your way to the heights of hair stardom. You might not yet have reached the level of someone... Read more
Quality Coiffure
So very close! While you're still missing out in a couple of small points, you're clearly very close to that elusive pinnacle of hair stardom. Brush up on your techniques and the finer points of go... Read more
Superior Shine
So very close! While you're still missing out in a couple of small points, you're clearly very close to that elusive pinnacle of hair stardom - certainly well above and beyond most other people. Br... Read more
Yes, Yes, YES!
Much like the Clairol commercial with the woman who appears to enjoy her shampoo just a little too much, you've got it made. Great hair - at the very least, you know how to look after it well. But ... Read more
