The Whom You Will Meet in the Next World and How They'll Feel About Seeing You Test
Kokpelli... start fertilizing daughters
Very cool. You get the old school, pimpin' trickster fertility god Kokopelli. You don't really think that thing started as a flute, do you?
Wild, free, plowing fields and babes, Kokopelli climbed all the purple mountains long before the puritans fucked it all up. Think of this afterlife as the longest hippy tent festival of all time. You get to wander nature, smoke some grass, have some free love, hug trees, lie out in the fields, and just generally roam with the buffalo.
If I had the choice, this is where I'd be, and I honestly think Jimi Hendrix will be here too.
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