The Whom You Will Meet in the Next World and How They'll Feel About Seeing You Test

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Gaia... you are a tree

PSGI (Pious Spiritual Guilty Indulgent)

Okay, so Gaia's kind of a concept, kind of a god/goddess, whatever.  We'll say it's a chick, and say she just loooooves you because you're a flaming hippy. 

 

You righteously defend this great creation, care about the puppies, don't litter, treasure the gift of life, bemoan the horrors of the world, et fucking cetera.  So for all that communing and loving and feeling bad and trying to make it right, Gaia gives you the ultimate reward: you're now a tree, and you can grow and be hugged by other hippies and eventually cut down by toothpick manufacturers, after which you will be used by thousands of oil company executives to pick dead cow out of their teeth.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Spirituality Distribution

    They scored 28% on Spirituality, higher than 12% of your peers.

  • Piety Distribution

    They scored 31% on Piety, higher than 83% of your peers.

  • Indulgence Distribution

    They scored 28% on Indulgence, higher than 47% of your peers.

  • Guilt Distribution

    They scored 33% on Guilt, higher than 60% of your peers.

All possible test results

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Nobody... because you are an atheist

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Nobody... because you are enlightened

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Kokopelli... start fertilizing lawns

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Kokpelli... start fertilizing daughters

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Kali... and she likes you

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Kali... sucks to be you

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Your Ancestors... and you owe them money

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Odin... and he brought beer

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Odin... and you gonna get it

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God of Abraham... and he is pissed

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Your Ancestors... and they missed you!

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Gaia... you are a worm

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God of Abraham... and he gives you a harp

Whoa... like, nobody makes this guy happy, but you did it.  Congrats!  You're the perfect Catholic, yet you're not going to Hell.  You spread the word of God, you feel the Holy Spirit, you know ... Read more

Gaia... you are a tree

Okay, so Gaia's kind of a concept, kind of a god/goddess, whatever.  We'll say it's a chick, and say she just loooooves you because you're a flaming hippy.    You righteously defen... Read more

Pan... and you are serving the drinks

You're pretty chilled out, not too concerned with the great hereafter, not obsessed with your actions or guilty about your mistakes, so Pan took you up to the great wine tasting in the sky. ... Read more

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