The *Real* Techno Test

All possible test results

Sucker

You're a Sucker. This means you probably had no idea whatsoever about anything this test was about. You most likely missed the first question, which was heavily weighted to catch people like you. You'... Read more

Joker

As a Joker, you probably listen to monotonous hard techno crap from the UK and EU that you think obliterates that "wussy" stuff from Detroit. If not, you might even listen to click house or whatever o... Read more

Ex-Raver

As an ex-raver, your knowledge of techno is dated and limited to what you read on flyers back when raves still went on. You only heard of Juan Atkins after he played records before Tiesto at that phat... Read more

Techno Fan

You like techno, it might even be your favorite kind of music. You know a good amount about it, but you like alot of other things too. You don't worry about being a member of the techno elite. Read more

Trainspotter

Your knowledge of techno is great as a Trainspotter, but you do not know it all. You have to resort to running up to the tables to check out the label when a deejay drops an obscure old record. This i... Read more

Record Dork

You're the Record Dork. You know every track that's being played by any techno deejay who comes into town. You are obsessed with knowing massive amounts of knowledge about the music you're into, thoug... Read more

Chin Stroker

The Chin Stroker! You love techno and probably wear all black pretty consistantly. And if you don't, you should. Your love for techno doesn't make you hit the dancefloor though, you prefer to stand in... Read more

Black Turtleneck

You *ARE* a black turtleneck, thats how damn techno you are. You probably stroke your chin at all the best Movement aftrerparties after flying all the way in from some distant country. You're on a fir... Read more