Their result for Do you has a flavor? ...

You are sweet! Do you want to be my sweetheart?

You scored highest as 38 Sweet; your other variables were: 29 No Flavor, 33 Salty, 30 Bitter, 18 Sour and 18 Umami!

Mmmm ... you are just my kinda guy or gal. Do you have a creamy center, too? Can I try and find it?

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • None Distribution

    They scored 29% on None, higher than 63% of your peers.

  • Sweet Distribution

    They scored 38% on Sweet, higher than 26% of your peers.

  • Salty Distribution

    They scored 33% on Salty, higher than 74% of your peers.

  • Bitter Distribution

    They scored 30% on Bitter, higher than 64% of your peers.

  • Sour Distribution

    They scored 18% on Sour, higher than 48% of your peers.

  • Umami Distribution

    They scored 18% on Umami, higher than 14% of your peers.

All possible test results

You are Umami! You win!

There is no pre-existing metaphor for Umami, so I get to make one up. IMHO, you are pretty effing awesome. You remind me of a perfect herb, prosciutto and brie quiche; I want you to be in my... Read more

Sourpuss

What the hell has society done to you?! Its really in everyone's best interest if you NEVER even consider climbing a clock tower or a book depository. You scare me. That ta... Read more

You are a bitter, bitter person.

You are a bitter person, probably because of something that somebody did to you a long time ago. Or because you're still a virgin. Either way, you need some professional help; now. Read more

You salty dog, you.

You either eat way too much junk food or are a Sea Captain. I'm right, right? Anyway, you are NaCl, one of the basic elements of life and one of the earliest human commodities - you helped c... Read more

You are sweet! Do you want to be my sweetheart?

Mmmm ... you are just my kinda guy or gal. Do you have a creamy center, too? Can I try and find it? Read more

You haz no flavor.

Hahas, you haz no flavor. But, at least you don't have any Flavor Flav in you - and if you do, I feel very sorry for you. And kind of like I need a shower. Ew. Read more

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