The Burpleston Basic deep and non meaningful waste of time Test

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Category 7

You scored 73Variable #1!

Otherwise known as the suede boot with additions. Never worn outside the house and one of the few not in black. I only wear these on special occasions.

I am feeling ever so lucky at the moment!

You will be greeted at the door, then whisked off to my fave french bistro for food, drink and conversation. When we arrive back at the house, Murakami will be rescued from under the table, the Master will be displayed and we will share a game of two of Shadow of the Colossus, comparing the artistry of the game with Piranesi and discussing the relevant links with Ico, its "prequel". We may even find our emotions stirred by the haunting theme that opens the game, and marvel at the balance of the plot.

What an experience it will be ;)

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • FineWineandDine Distribution

    They scored 73% on FineWineandDine, higher than 38% of your peers.

All possible test results

Category 1

Otherwise known as the low heel. Comfy,laced and brogued. You did well to get to the house of Burpleston. You will be greeted at the door, whined and dined with lots of herbal tea or deca... Read more

Category 2

Otherwise known as the low heel boot with a tassle. I might be feeling a bit friendlier now you have arrived ;) You will be greeted at the door, whined and dined with exotic tea and coffee, ... Read more

Category 3

Otherwise known as the low heel boot with a spat effect. I might be feeling a bit friskier now you have arrived and the boots have been polished;) You will be greeted at the door, served wit... Read more

Category 4

Otherwise known as the shiny low patent boot. Things are beginning to get more interesting. You will be greeted at the door, served with tea, coffee, cucumber (or whatever) sarnies cut into... Read more

Category 5

Otherwise known as the wedge heel boot. I might be feeling a lot taller, and very interested now ;) Aren't you the lucky one? You will be greeted at the door, then whisked off to my... Read more

Category 6

Otherwise known as the Victorian lace up boot with Louis Heel. I don't wear these very often, which shows I am very pleased to see you. Very pleased indeed. Aren't you the lucky one? ... Read more

Category 7

Otherwise known as the suede boot with additions. Never worn outside the house and one of the few not in black. I only wear these on special occasions. I am feeling ever so lucky at the mom... Read more

Category 8

Otherwise known as the kitten heel boot with attitude. Sometimes worn out of the house for very special occasions. I am feeling ever so lucky at the moment! You will be greeted at th... Read more

Category 9

Otherwise known as the high heel boot with a lot of attitude. Has never been worn. I am feeling ever so lucky at the moment! You will be greeted at the door, then escorted inside to ... Read more

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