total addict!!

congrats are in order for you... you share my own extreme level of addiction. it's good to know that i'm not the only one who keeps cases of mountain dew stacked all over the house, who realizes that fountain drink dew is not the same thing at all and should be avoided, and who would rather drink dew all day than be bothered with trying to hold down a job. i love you.

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no addiction!

dude, you could stand to live a little... go ahead, open the can. you know you want to let the sweet goodness pour into your body. go on. welcome it. Read more

a little addicted

well, you've tasted what the dew has to offer, but you haven't really experienced the joy of a true dew addiction. come on, don't fight it. shhh, that's right, just a sip. now finish the whole thing. ... Read more

you want a dew NOW!

well, you, my friend, appreciate a good dew. the only problem is, you let little things get in between you and your dew. for shame... who cares about jobs and family, you need your dew, dammit! Read more

total addict!!

congrats are in order for you... you share my own extreme level of addiction. it's good to know that i'm not the only one who keeps cases of mountain dew stacked all over the house, who realizes that ... Read more

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