Their result for The Phish Purity Test ...

Junta

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You are Junta. Classic. Loved. Intricate. You've followed this band through mud, snow and sleet. You thought Lengthwise was a good breakup song. You wrote a Thesis on the Mythology of Gamehenge. You probably even know about how many times you've seen David Bowie. But in the end, they're just a band right? A really good band, but still a band.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • meatsticks Distribution

    They scored 73% on meatsticks, higher than 82% of your peers.

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