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Acceptable Cat Food

You will be eaten by 15 Cats!

You are the kind of person that cats will eat without begrudging the act. It will probably be some time before neighbors notice the smell, and stop your cats from eating the rest of your body.

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  • Cats Distribution

    They scored 15% on Cats, higher than 19% of your peers.

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Not so tasty

You will be eaten by cats when you die, but reluctantly. You are not that tasty, and chances are the mailman will discover your body before they've done much more than consume a few extremities. Read more

Acceptable Cat Food

You are the kind of person that cats will eat without begrudging the act. It will probably be some time before neighbors notice the smell, and stop your cats from eating the rest of your body. Read more

Like Catnip

You are full of delicious cat nibbles! It is likely that your many cats will finish most of you off before anyone notices you're missing. Don't worry though, in your case it's probably an expression... Read more

Delicious Cat Meat!

You are the best tasting person for cats! They love your delicious flavors, and they are likely to consume everything down to your spleen before anyone comes looking for you. If you would prefer not... Read more

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