The Are you Neurotic or Psychotic Test

All possible test results

Tight genes!

You are ideal for repopulating the species after everyone else has overdosed on prozac or blown up the public buildings. You are low on both scales and probably safe from an imminent mental illness. O... Read more

Loveable Eccentric

You sure do have your quirky ideas, but you're usually pretty emotionally stable, so we just kind of laugh them off and pretend we didn't hear you. Good luck with that time machine! Read more

Nutsy

Your grip on reality is tenuous at best. Luckily for us, when you are coherent you're not terribly annoying. Few others interpret stimuli in the way that you do, but since you haven't expressed any re... Read more

High Strung?

Ok, so you don't tend to see or smell things that aren't there, but maybe you might think about the chill pill? Life isn't quite so serious as you make it out to be, and if it is, well, then I'm going... Read more

Get away from me.

You are that person who keeps stalking me because you claim that I insulted you at that dinner party. You were wearing the centerpiece on your head and punching holes in my lawn with your stiletto hee... Read more

Schizo-fiendish?

Not only do you dwell in your own plane of existence, but you also like to drag the rest of us into your hell dimension. Keep on going off of those antipsychotics for your meth binge and you'll find t... Read more

Get help now!

The West Bank is more stable than you! You may not hear voices or communicate with dead people, but you are annoying the living piss out of me with all of your attention seeking and grand exaggerated ... Read more

Major Loony

Schizoaffective much? When you are not rapid cycling or unicycling you are probably searching the alleyways for signs of intelligent beer bottles. No, of course we know it's not your fault, God made y... Read more

Lifer

Vogue magazine has a fall fashion preview for you...strait jacket. And it's in every season so you'll always be the hit of the ward. Unfortunately, government cuts might make you more of a statistic t... Read more