Their result for The Are you Neurotic or Psychotic Test ...

High Strung?

You scored 31 neuroses and 16 psychoses!

Ok, so you don't tend to see or smell things that aren't there, but maybe you might think about the chill pill? Life isn't quite so serious as you make it out to be, and if it is, well, then I'm going to Hell so this whole test process was probably time better spent praying. But enough about me...since we know that what you're probably most concerned about at all times is YOU.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • neuroses Distribution

    They scored 31% on neuroses, higher than 46% of your peers.

  • psychoses Distribution

    They scored 16% on psychoses, higher than 50% of your peers.

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