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Their result for The Satanic Witch or Warlock Test ...

The Ideal Lover

You scored 57 intelligence and intuition, 57 vainity, and 83 discretion!

Congratulations! You are the ideal lover; considerate and knowledgeable, with a great attitude and mindset to boot! Don't let this get out though, you'll have lovers lining up around the coner. One thing to remember is that you may find yourself unfulfilled by lovers who don't share your level of passion and dedication to the world's finest art, and as a great lover it is your duty to show them the light and be patient as they learn all the things you already know.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

They scored 57% on IQ or intuition, higher than 16% of your peers.
They scored 57% on vanity, higher than 14% of your peers.
They scored 83% on discretion, higher than 66% of your peers.

All possible test results

The Cold Shower

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The Cherub

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The Narcissist

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The Graduate

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The Beatiful Mind

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A Demon in the Rough

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Vicomte de Valmont

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