“The Google of
online dating”
— The Boston Globe
“Completely free”
— TIME
“A favorite hangout
for internet goers”
— The Village Voice
“A perfect example
of the Web 2.0 revolution”
— New York Post
The Satanic Witch or Warlock Test
Their result for The Satanic Witch or Warlock Test ...
A Demon in the Rough
You scored 78 intelligence and intuition, 35 vainity, and 57 discretion!
You have all it takes to be a legendary seducer, but not many people see you as such because you haven't done enough to build that image around yourself. Spiff up your surroundings and put more effort into your appearance, wardrobe or whatever else may be lacking and things will fall into place. As people begin to notice the change, don't be surprised if you are suddenly swarmed with interested parties, and let every breath and every step you take proclaim the confidence of your inner succubus/incubus.
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 78% on IQ or intuition, higher than 67% of your peers.
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They scored 35% on vanity, higher than 3% of your peers.
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They scored 57% on discretion, higher than 16% of your peers.
All possible test results
The Cold Shower
Either you don't know what your lovers desire, or you just don't care, because you just failed this test. If you weren't actually trying to get a bad score, I pity you: moreso, I pity the trail of un... Read more
The Cherub
Even if you're not so sweet and innocent, you are sexually naieve and too inexperienced to be a great seducer. Not to worry though, you have a great attitude, you know your limitations and your mind ... Read more
The Narcissist
You have the potential to be a legendary lover, but you're too busy worrying about your own needs and checking yourself in the mirror to be a great seducer. Just remember that you are only half of th... Read more
The Graduate
You might not know everything you could about the world's deadliest game, but your head is in the right place, and you sure look good playing it. All you need to do now is bone up on some of that kno... Read more
The Beatiful Mind
You know all the right buttons and just when to push them, but you are reluctant to act and thussofar you have failed to reach your full potential. Your sexuality is very internalized, perhaps even a... Read more
A Demon in the Rough
You have all it takes to be a legendary seducer, but not many people see you as such because you haven't done enough to build that image around yourself. Spiff up your surroundings and put more effor... Read more
Vicomte de Valmont
You may be a wonderful seducer, but your abilities as a lover leave something to be desired. You can read people, your sexual experience is honed, and you do everything you can to be attractive to th... Read more
The Ideal Lover
Congratulations! You are the ideal lover; considerate and knowledgeable, with a great attitude and mindset to boot! Don't let this get out though, you'll have lovers lining up around the coner. One... Read more
