OkCupid | Take The Which President Test

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Complete Fucktard

Wow, are you a fucking idiot or what? You don't know shit about presidential past or present. I don't even know how you scored this low... it totally defies all odds. Please, I beg of you, do not reproduce, although you probably have 8 or 9 times already, and PLEASE don't vote. For the sake of America, don't fucking vote. If you really want to do us all a favor, throw yourself off a bridge or something.

All possible test results

Complete Fucktard

Dumb as a Rock

Well you barely got a third of them. You were probably a pothead or a drunk in high school and didn't learn shit, and as a result you don't know shit now. You probably think other people around you ar... Read more

Pretty Fuckin' Dumb

Good job, man, you managed to score slightly higher than "Dumb as a Rock." You got less than half of them right when there were only two realistic answers to pick from per question. Congratulations on... Read more

Highly Uninformed

Congratulations, you stupid fuck. You got close to or more than half right. Way to fucking go. You still probably guessed well on a lot of them, however, so I would appreciate it if you never disgrace... Read more

Lucky Guesser

Well, considering the average idiot that spends their days taking OkCupid tests (or writing them, in my case), you didn't do too horribly. Most likely your score can be attributed to good luck, but if... Read more

Minimally Informed

Good job... most of the answers you chose probably weren't guesses, and you knew a reasonable majority of the questions. Go ahead and vote, go ahead and reproduce. There's a good chance it will improv... Read more

Somewhat Informed

Way to go, you either have been alive for a long time, research often, watch the news often, or are a student. You knew a pretty hefty majority of the answers, and are most likely somewhat informed wh... Read more

Quite Educated

Congratulations. You always pay attention to U.S. politics, or just know U.S. history very well. There are few explanations of your very respectable score. Either you are a teacher, as they always see... Read more