Uncommitted Drinker
You appreciate coffee, but don't find it necessary. Tea will suffice for you. You think you have high standards for the coffee you drink, but you may even drink decaffeinated on occasion. What are you thinking? Why don't you just drink milk? In a way, you are the worst of the lowest three categories of coffee drinkers. At least the Artistic Drinker aspires to be a True Coffee Lover. You think you are perfectly fine the way you are. Well, I hope you're happy. Enjoy your open relationship for as long as possible before your life falls to shambles and your happy days spent drinking coffee are just a dream. Now you want her/him back, don't you? Well, just think about why things didn't work out in the first place, you little slut. I apologize. I'm sorry, that was overly harsh. There is help for you. Find strength at www.coffeegeek.com
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You drink coffee because you wish you were cool. You just want to be seen walking around with a Starbucks cup in hand (wake up, loser, they sell hot chocolate, too). Or you want your friends to think ... Read more
You drink coffee to feel artsy. You may have romantic visions of being a coffee drinker, but you just don't like the taste. You may be a writer, and cannot fathom being a poet or short story writer wh... Read more
You appreciate coffee, but don't find it necessary. Tea will suffice for you. You think you have high standards for the coffee you drink, but you may even drink decaffeinated on occasion. What are you... Read more
You are a marvel, my friend. Screw you, you may say to me, I haven't had my coffee yet today. And I appreciate you all the more for not caring what I think. You are one of the few, the true, the proud... Read more
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