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True Coffee Lover

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You are a marvel, my friend. Screw you, you may say to me, I haven't had my coffee yet today. And I appreciate you all the more for not caring what I think. You are one of the few, the true, the proud. You are confident in your coffee-dependent ways. You beam your yellow teeth proudly (after your first several cups) or snarl them irritably (before your first cup). You reach your jittery hand toward the coffee pot with nary a worry. You know a (legal) place where happiness reigns supreme and all your cares vanish. The New Yorker's Malcolm Gladwell(in a review of "The World of Caffeine")wrote “there is no drug quite as effortlessly adaptable as caffeine, the Zelig of chemical stimulants.” I salute you and wish you well. I'll see you at the coffee pot.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • coffeeneediness Distribution

    They scored 87% on coffeeneediness, higher than 90% of your peers.

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