You're LOSING HIM

I'm sorry to have to be the person to tell you this.. but honey, you're losing him to the other side and there is nothing you can really do about it. What's worse, you probably caused this in the first place, what with your psychotic behaviour and refusal to have a brazilian.. But hey.. take solace in the fact that if you can stay friends... You'll have a personal shopper for LIFE. And everyone knows that gays have the most fun, so your weekends will never be the same.. That should not be taken for granted.. OK

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RELAAAAX

Right sweetheart.. You can breath a big sigh of relief.. Now you've done that I can tell you the good news.. your boyfriend is a standard no-frills straight guy.. so count yourself lucky. The only pro... Read more

He's METROSEXUAL

Well, girlfriend.. you can relax now, because your boyfriend is the best type of straight man.. the metrosexual.. You can shop together, share the chores and he won't feel threatened as a man. He'll ... Read more

You're LOSING HIM

I'm sorry to have to be the person to tell you this.. but honey, you're losing him to the other side and there is nothing you can really do about it. What's worse, you probably caused this in the fir... Read more

You're a FAGHAG...

What the hell is your problem.. huh? There are billions of men all over the world and you have to pick one of us. Some would call that a bit selfish.. and I'm inclined to agree. SOME FRIENDLY ADVICE.... Read more

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