The How Will You Die Test

All possible test results

Lazy

You will be so preoccupied watching TV that you will forget to feed your cat. Your cat, in line with its plans for world domination, will proceed to eat you in your sleep. Read more

Old and Lonely

You end up as that old lady with 40 cats. If you’re male, you get a sex change and end up as the old lady with 40 cats. Slowly, the house is filled with floating hair and you choke to death cou... Read more

Lazy, but Curious

While some people say that curiosity killed the cat, your death will have nothing to do with curiosity, or cats. Instead, while watching TV one day, you’ll spontaneously combust. That will teac... Read more

"Interesting"

Wanting to test the myth about Richard Gere and a gerbil, you grab your faithful Gerbil Fluffy from his cage, and some lube. Sensing what you’re about to do, Fluffy uses his gerbil telepathy to ... Read more

Not Lazy

While you have come close to death many times because of your love for hiking, swimming and all the other things one does outside, your death will not be caused by any of those, not even bears. Inste... Read more

Environmentalist

You become a committed environmentalist, and a vegetarian. However, the lack of proteins found in meat slowly drives you insane, and thinking that you can teach a tiger to eat nothing but apples, you... Read more

Not Lazy and Curious

While strolling through the woods one day, trying to figure out if a tree falls in the forest, will anyone hear it; rabid midgets attack you. Which, interestingly enough, look like Oompa Loompas. An... Read more

Unlucky

While walking near a nuclear power plant you come across a cat caught in a tree. Because you love animals so much, you scale the tree and try and rescue the furry ball of fluff. Unfortunately, itâÂ... Read more