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The How Will You Die Test
Their result for The How Will You Die Test ...
Not Lazy and Curious
100% Outdoorsiness, 90% Curiosity, 40% Animalness
While strolling through the woods one day, trying to figure out if a tree falls in the forest, will anyone hear it; rabid midgets attack you. Which, interestingly enough, look like Oompa Loompas. Anyway, jealous of your height, they eat off your legs and you bleed to death.
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 100% on Outdoorsiness, higher than 84% of your peers.
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They scored 90% on Curiosity, higher than 62% of your peers.
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They scored 40% on Animalness, higher than 17% of your peers.
All possible test results
Lazy
You will be so preoccupied watching TV that you will forget to feed your cat. Your cat, in line with its plans for world domination, will proceed to eat you in your sleep. Read more
Old and Lonely
You end up as that old lady with 40 cats. If you’re male, you get a sex change and end up as the old lady with 40 cats. Slowly, the house is filled with floating hair and you choke to death cou... Read more
Lazy, but Curious
While some people say that curiosity killed the cat, your death will have nothing to do with curiosity, or cats. Instead, while watching TV one day, you’ll spontaneously combust. That will teac... Read more
"Interesting"
Wanting to test the myth about Richard Gere and a gerbil, you grab your faithful Gerbil Fluffy from his cage, and some lube. Sensing what you’re about to do, Fluffy uses his gerbil telepathy to ... Read more
Not Lazy
While you have come close to death many times because of your love for hiking, swimming and all the other things one does outside, your death will not be caused by any of those, not even bears. Inste... Read more
Environmentalist
You become a committed environmentalist, and a vegetarian. However, the lack of proteins found in meat slowly drives you insane, and thinking that you can teach a tiger to eat nothing but apples, you... Read more
Not Lazy and Curious
While strolling through the woods one day, trying to figure out if a tree falls in the forest, will anyone hear it; rabid midgets attack you. Which, interestingly enough, look like Oompa Loompas. An... Read more
Unlucky
While walking near a nuclear power plant you come across a cat caught in a tree. Because you love animals so much, you scale the tree and try and rescue the furry ball of fluff. Unfortunately, itâÂ... Read more
