Their result for The How Will You Die Test ...

Not Lazy and Curious

80% Outdoorsiness, 90% Curiosity, 0% Animalness

While strolling through the woods one day, trying to figure out if a tree falls in the forest, will anyone hear it; rabid midgets attack you. Which, interestingly enough, look like Oompa Loompas. Anyway, jealous of your height, they eat off your legs and you bleed to death.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Outdoorsiness Distribution

    They scored 80% on Outdoorsiness, higher than 53% of your peers.

  • Curiosity Distribution

    They scored 90% on Curiosity, higher than 67% of your peers.

  • Animalness Distribution

    They scored 0% on Animalness, higher than 1% of your peers.

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Lazy

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Old and Lonely

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Lazy, but Curious

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"Interesting"

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Not Lazy

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Unlucky

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