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Their result for The Darwin Test ...

King of the Jungle

You scored 70% survival probabillity

You did it, you have surpassed all expectations for society and evolved beyond dregs of society we call people. In a world run by idiots and incompetent morons, you have made something of yourself. You have learned how to survive. You must learn to control the others weaker than you, so that you may better your species. Save us from the doom of devolving into slack jawed yolkals!!!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

They scored 70% on Intelligence, higher than 100% of your peers.

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