Their result for The Douchebag Test ...

Slight Douchebag

You scored 23%Douchebaggery!

Unfortunately, you are a bit of a Douchebag. You have some redeeming qualities, but chances are you also check our reflection in shiny surfaces as you pass and think bands like Fallout Boy are cool and introspective. I suggest you drink a few Guinness and find your manhood.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Douchebaggery Distribution

    They scored 23% on Douchebaggery, higher than 50% of your peers.

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