Their result for The Quitting OK Cupid Test ...

Knob Jockey

Bad news, kiddo. You scored 36.

Since OKCupid is your sole source of sexual pleasure, I believe you should stay. It would be beneficial to spend some time around other people in the long-term, before you start believing the results of your "How Good Am I in Bed?" tests.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • quitting Distribution

    They scored 36% on quitting, higher than 37% of your peers.

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Smothered Urges

Denial is not just a river in Egypt. Your attempts to stifle your OK Cupid obsession haven't gone unnoticed. We'll be watching you. On the plus side, you seem to be good at quitting smoking. Read more

Knob Jockey

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Creeping Flesh

"I just can't take my eyes off of you. You're too good to be true. So I'm going to save your profile, and gaze longingly at you for the next while." Creep. OK Cupid is a useful tool for you to ind... Read more

Flushed Disposable

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Damaged Goods

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