The Quitting OK Cupid Test

All possible test results

Smothered Urges

Denial is not just a river in Egypt. Your attempts to stifle your OK Cupid obsession haven't gone unnoticed. We'll be watching you. On the plus side, you seem to be good at quitting smoking. Read more

Knob Jockey

Since OKCupid is your sole source of sexual pleasure, I believe you should stay. It would be beneficial to spend some time around other people in the long-term, before you start believing the results ... Read more

Creeping Flesh

"I just can't take my eyes off of you. You're too good to be true. So I'm going to save your profile, and gaze longingly at you for the next while." Creep. OK Cupid is a useful tool for you to ind... Read more

Flushed Disposable

Quit OKCupid? How about you quit life? You are THAT person who repeatedly posts on the messageboard, despairing as to why no one ever sends you a message here. I really should feel sympathy for you, b... Read more

Damaged Goods

Your time is up. OK Cupid has sucked the life from your bones. Any personality you once had has been fragmented by thousands of questions, inane tests such as this and a million boring online conver... Read more