Utter Twat

God Damn! You *suck*!! You are indeed, not a moron. Congratulations. However, you are an anti-moron; an elitist, obsessively intellectual, pretentious git. Or, perhaps, just a militant vegetarian (If you disagree with *other people* eating meat, you're automatically in this category)... Either way, no one, likes you, and with good reason. You're a fucking goon. However.. You're happy this way. Don't try and change for anyone, because you know very well that you can't help being such a gimp. Yes, no-one likes you, but you're comfortable with that- and that's probably the reason you act this way. People rejecting you means you have an excuse to hate them, and elates your elitist side. So stick with it- everyone hates you, but at least you can feel more important than them.

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Utter Twat

God Damn! You *suck*!! You are indeed, not a moron. Congratulations. However, you are an anti-moron; an elitist, obsessively intellectual, pretentious git. Or, perhaps, just a militant vegetarian (If ... Read more

Dood

Huzzah! You are one of the lucky few- while you aren't a moron, you're also quite grounded. When you're in a society like ours and you're even vaguely intelligent, you can't help but feeling like ever... Read more

Captain Chumpo

Well, yes, you are indeed a moron. Damn. I had hopes for ya there, but you dropped short of the mark. But that's OK! In fact, that's *fantaztic*!! This is *you're* world! Everything here is designed f... Read more

Ridiculously Moronic

Wowsa. I'd better stick to the little words with you, I reckon.. Even in a world *FULL* of morons, you stand out. You are most definitely 'special'. Your moronics reach heights previously only dreamed... Read more

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