Captain Chumpo

Well, yes, you are indeed a moron. Damn. I had hopes for ya there, but you dropped short of the mark. But that's OK! In fact, that's *fantaztic*!! This is *you're* world! Everything here is designed for you. TV, music, films, food... Everything on this shitty planet of ours is geared directly at YOU! You are the faceless masses. The moronic, tedious, unbearable faceless masses. But hey! Whaddayou care about what I say? Just whack on Jerry Springer, and watch your intellectual equals beat the shit out of each other. Or even just go for a jog, like the chump that you are. CHUMP!

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Utter Twat

God Damn! You *suck*!! You are indeed, not a moron. Congratulations. However, you are an anti-moron; an elitist, obsessively intellectual, pretentious git. Or, perhaps, just a militant vegetarian (If ... Read more

Dood

Huzzah! You are one of the lucky few- while you aren't a moron, you're also quite grounded. When you're in a society like ours and you're even vaguely intelligent, you can't help but feeling like ever... Read more

Captain Chumpo

Well, yes, you are indeed a moron. Damn. I had hopes for ya there, but you dropped short of the mark. But that's OK! In fact, that's *fantaztic*!! This is *you're* world! Everything here is designed f... Read more

Ridiculously Moronic

Wowsa. I'd better stick to the little words with you, I reckon.. Even in a world *FULL* of morons, you stand out. You are most definitely 'special'. Your moronics reach heights previously only dreamed... Read more

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