The Penultimate Movie Quote Test

All possible test results

Living in a Cave

I'm not sure what you've been doing with your life, but you obviously haven't been watching any movies. You desperately need a membership card to your local video store, and you should probably buy a... Read more

Sundance Attendee

You've obviously seen the Academy Award winners, but wouldn't be caught dead at a big-budget blockbuster. You smarmy bastard. Read more

Cannes Attendee

You've obviously seen the Academy Award winners, but wouldn't be caught dead at a big-budget blockbuster. You've probably even attended a film festival or two. You smarmy, smarmy bastard. Read more

Film Student

You've seen a lot of movies, but most of them have been crap. You failed that freshman English class, and decided to take Screenwriting 101 to fill up the credit hours. You dream of making the world... Read more

Best of Both Worlds

You've seen a fair amount of films, some good, some bad. However, you obviously remember most of them. Have you considered a job at Blockbuster? Read more

Discerning Critic A

You've probably worn out three DVD players by now, and that's just by watching the behind-the-scenes featurettes. You're particular enough to get mad at anyone who complains about widescreen movies. ... Read more

Joe Sixpack

You likes dem movies what blows shit up! Why's they hafta make dem movies widda black bars at the top and bottom anyhows? I'm gonna go an' complain to the kid at Blockbuster about that, 'cuz he'll i... Read more

Discerning Critic B

You've probably worn out three DVD players by now, and that's just by watching the behind-the-scenes featurettes. You're particular enough to get mad at anyone who complains about widescreen movies. ... Read more

Jay Sherman

You've seen it all, know it all, and have figured out that 99% of Hollywood is crap. You can appreciate the fine art of both that epic space battle and subtitled dialogue. Chances are, you've seen ... Read more