The Worst Test Ever Written Test

All possible test results

Waste of Human Filth

You're neither funny, nor a dork. Don't get me started about your lack of style. Read more

Unfunny

You might think you're funny because you picked a couple of choices on this quiz that made you smile. But I know better. Calling you a byproduct of human waste would be generous. Read more

Think you're funny?

Well screw you, Mr. or Ms. Funnypants! You can take that hilarity of yours and stick it where the sun don't shine. What are you doing, taking OK Cupid tests when you could be out there in the fresh ... Read more

Dorky

You're pretty dorky there. Also you're fat and ugly and I hate you. Read more

Middle of the Road

You're a bit of a dork, a little funny and have some redeeming qualities. I hate you for it. But take that with a grain of salt because I hate everything and everyone. I hate the keyboard I'm typin... Read more

Cooler than me

I don't like to admit it, but the test is making me, so I'll go out on a limb and say that you're generally cooler, funnier and dorkier than me. Which is kinda weird, now that I think about it, becau... Read more

Huge Dork

They don't come much dorkier than you. I'd do the human gene pool a favor and just eliminate yourself from it. You won't be missed, certainly not by me. And we'll always have these immortalized tes... Read more

Jesus Christ

How many of these categories do I have to add textual descriptions to? This is really getting on my nerves. They're all blending into each other and I've long ago run out of anything clever or witty... Read more

Damn

Remind me never to make a three variable test again. They make you write out these retarded descriptions of the "Categories" that have nothing of use to add to any kind of useful data or outcome. I ... Read more