All possible test results
You have a thick 14 inch penis. Read more
You have a 14inch penis. Read more
You have a skinny 14 inch cock.
You have a thick 13inch penis. Read more
You have a 13inch penis. Read more
You have a skinny 13 inch penis.
You have a thick 12 inch penis. Read more
You have a 12 inch dick.
There's really not much more to say. You have a 12 inch dick. Read more
You have a skinny 12 inch dick.
You have a thick 11inch penis.
Go and register that thing as a deadly weapon right now. It's your responsability as a citizen. Read more
You have an 11 inch penis.
let me guess...Your a defensive tackle. No wait, you play basketball. Your probably black. Did they recruit you from Africa? Yeah, sounds ... Read more
You have a skinny 11inch penis.
Really? That actually sounds kinda whack man. Good luck with that though. Read more
You have a thick 10 inch penis.
Well, my guess is your a pretty big dude. More than likely black. You probably scare more women away than you actually get to have fu... Read more
You sir have a 10 inch penis.
Geeze man, what do you feed that monster. You actually have to be careful as this could potentially be a problem. I'm sure you have alr... Read more
You have a skinny 10 inch penis.
Fucking you is like getting pounded by a drumstick, (and not the kind you see on Thanks giving). You probably scare more women away ... Read more
You have a thick 9 inch penis.
This is right about where all men should want to be. Most girls would say this is about perfect. You're generally the biggest most gir... Read more
You have a 9 inch penis.
If your penis was a man it would probably be Chuck Norris. Congrats! Outside of pornstars this is about the most women hope to see. Even po... Read more
You have a skinny 9 inch penis.
Your penis is like an M. Night Shyamalan movie. All hype. You brag and are really proud about the fact that you have a 9 inch penis. ... Read more
You have a thick 8 inch penis.
Now we are cooking with Crisco! You should never get complaints with this kind of equipment. Not unless you cum in 2 minutes. And even... Read more
You have a basic 8 inch penis.
Good for you. And while I'm sure you wish you had more you should just be happy. This is where most women want their guys to be. Just ... Read more
You have a skinny 8 inch penis. It must be stated, one with a long skinny penis must always be careful. If you fuck too hard you can make the girl feel like you're stabbing her. /... Read more
You have a thick 7 inch penis.
This is actually not bad. Unfortunately, 7 inches, which is an above average lenth is not long enough to keep the girth of your cock f... Read more
Crongratulations! You have a 7 inch penis. It's not huge, but it is slightly above average. I'm sure you would like to think it's further above average than it is. Well, take what you can g... Read more
You have a skinny 7 inch penis.
You probably think when your having sex and the girl is screaming it is because you are so big. Not true. While yes, the length of yo... Read more
You have a thick 6 inch penis.
They say women care more about girth than length, and you bring up this fact every chance you get. And while a thick... Read more
You have a standard 6 inch penis.
They say 6 inches is about average for the world. And yours is not only 6 inches, but falls right in the middle of the road as far... Read more
You have a skinny 6 inch penis.
They say 6 inches is average. Unfortunately, your dick is also thin, so it ends up looking smaller. Not much can be done with what yo... Read more
You have a thick 5 inch penis. You probably think the fact that it's thick makes up for how short it is.
Fact is, your dick is ... Read more
You have a standard 5 inch penis. Below average, but not by that much. It's just enough to make you think you can fool others into thinking having one that small is not a problem. You proba... Read more
I hope your tongue is longer than your 5 inches. Hell, it probably is. I'm sure it's thicker, because you have a skinny one.
Your best bet is to get them so drunk b... Read more
Your dick is short and fat. If your dick was a person it would be George on Sienfeld.
You have a basic 4 inch penis. You know this to be true. I am telling you nothing knew. I'm sure you try to make it look bigger by shaving your balls and such, but there is no getting aroun... Read more
You have a short skinny penis. There is nothing good about it. If you ever hear your partner moaning in bed you should slap them for insulting your intelligence. They are obviously faking. ... Read more
As if having an incredibly small penis wasn't enough! Besides being between 1-3 inches, your penis has the nerve to be fat as well. While talking about male members the word "mushroom" ofte... Read more
You have an extreamly small penis. It's between 1-3 inches. To top that off you probably have big balls. So now your whole package looks like a whistle! Unfortunately, it's a whistle noone wan... Read more
You have an insanely small penis, (between 1-3 inches). It does not matter what else your have going for you in life. This fact will hover over your head. You will never truly be happy. And yo... Read more
Seriously, you don't.