Pious Irish

St. Patrick's Day is primarily a traditional day of spiritual renewal and offering prayers for missionaries worldwide. Right? 

Obviously, you treat St. Patrick's Day more reverently than most people, preferring to remember its origins in faith instead of obliterating yourself with green booze.  Even if you're not a weekly churchgoer, you might manage to attend church services on St. Patrick's Day, and probably know the story behind the Saint himself well (he drove the cows from Ireland).

You have good morals and a strong sense of virtue, and that will serve you well in most of life's endeavors. Your preferred type of fun doesn't land your behind in jail or your head in a toilet, and there's really nothing wrong with that. Actually, that might be the best kind of right there is.

Friends and Foes: You're best off spending St. Patrick's Day with other Pious Irish types and the True Irish, who are less spiritual but truly appreciate your acknowledgement of the true origins of St. Patrick's Day. Avoid the Fighting Irish, since holiness (which they percieve as holier-than-thou-ness) is high on their list of brawlable offenses.

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