Blarney Irish

You have the gift of gab.

You probably already know that you talk a lot. Fortunately for your listeners, I can now scientifically confirm that you're a wonderful speaker and storyteller. Aka: a bullshit artist. Or, in this case, bullshite. You can make a trip to the deli sound like a grand adventure.

It's true that you've been known to stretch the truth here and there, but you use your powers of blarney mostly for good. You love entertaining and being the center of attention, and you're able to tell your tall tales in a memorable, amusing, charming way. You're charismatic, so even when people suspect they're being bluffed, they still enjoy the telling.

I know Bill Clinton isn't Irish, but he's a good example of what I'm talking about here. Embrace your destiny, run for president.

Friends and Foes: Install the Charming Irish and the Lucky Irish in your cabinet. If you're really good, you might be able to curry favor with the Pious Irish, too, but you should avoid other big talkers like the Drinking Irish and the Fighting Irish if you want to maintain your golden-tongued cred.

 

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Drinking Irish

Listen, I'm all for cultural appropriation of religious holidays, so if you want to use St. Patrick's Day as The Day Before March 18th's Hangover, go for it. A few words of advice for getti... Read more

Fighting Irish

You've got the fiery temperant to match your hair. If it's red. It's no secret that some Irish like to fight.  Don't believe me? Put 'travellers boxing' into youtube and se... Read more

Blarney Irish

You have the gift of gab. You probably already know that you talk a lot. Fortunately for your listeners, I can now scientifically confirm that you're a wonderful speaker and... Read more

Pious Irish

St. Patrick's Day is primarily a traditional day of spiritual renewal and offering prayers for missionaries worldwide. Right? ... Read more

True Irish

...understand. You bleed green. You've taken an active interest in Irish heritage, and you know your own genealogy, as well as a bit about Ireland herself. You probably come from a family of very p... Read more

Charming Irish

Hey, there, charmer. You're more successful than average in relationships and romance. Congrats! You're probably pretty popular, and you make people feel at ease. Some peopl... Read more

Lucky Irish

You're not only truly Irish, you also have the luck of the Irish. Whatever you did in your past life... well-played. Some people have to struggle through life, waiting for j... Read more

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