Their result for The 'WILL YOU TAKE ME HOME?' choose-your-own-adventure. ...

Rejected!

You might be funny, or you might be a good dancer, but you're just too needy!

As you press in for the kiss, you find me wriggling free and disappearing into the crowd. I have to go find my friend, sorry!

 

You need to have more self-confidence! Stop trying to impress women - be your own man for once!

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Feel free to message me still if you want, you might be a nice guy the test overlooks. If nothing else I could give you some tips :) Also, please rate highly if you enjoyed my test!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Confidence Distribution

    They scored 65% on Confidence, higher than 60% of your peers.

  • Humour Distribution

    They scored 72% on Humour, higher than 63% of your peers.

  • Sexiness Distribution

    They scored 69% on Sexiness, higher than 55% of your peers.

All possible test results

A sympathetic peck

You seemed fun, and you had great moves on the floor, but you came across as quite needy, I never was sure about you and when it came to crunch time, you moved in to find my head turn away. At ... Read more

The cold-shoulder

You seemed hot to start with, waltzing over with your cocky lines and forward manner. But I quickly got the impression that you weren't having much fun - I certainly wasn't. /e... Read more

A stolen kiss!

You really came across as confident and cocky back there mister, and after seeing the way you moved around the floor, I couldn't help myself. I step into you and we embrace, our lips meeting pa... Read more

An awkward kiss...

Wow, you really impressed me. I was all yours, wandering away across the dance-floor to 'get to know you better'. And then... you blew it!   I don't know if you just can... Read more

I'm all yours!

You lean in and we kiss deeply on the dance-floor, my hands groping at your shirt as I pull you in closer. Oh I want you so badly! You lead me out of the club ... Read more

Rejected!

As you press in for the kiss, you find me wriggling free and disappearing into the crowd. I have to go find my friend, sorry!   You need to have more self-confidence! St... Read more

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