Which of Bert's Obsessions Are You?
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You are a BOTTLE CAP!
Top 'o' the container to ya!
You make an impression on people, based on their predispositions to certain ideologies or their attractions to certain colors and fonts.
You tend to run in packs of six or twelve.
Even when you feel empty inside, you have something left to contribute to those who recognize the value of being a completist when choosing friends.
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 100% on Difficulty, higher than 74% of your peers.
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They scored 100% on Holiness, higher than 78% of your peers.
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They scored 0% on Volume, higher than 31% of your peers.
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They scored 0% on Squishiness, higher than 26% of your peers.
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They scored 0% on Stairmasteriness, higher than 22% of your peers.
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