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Jean Paul Sartre

You scored a 100 in Existential wisdom!

This is the highest grade possible, which means you know your way around existence. You may be an ugly bug eyed bastard, but you'll most likely get to spend the large majority of your life giving sweet sweet lovin to one of the hottest and most intelligent women to come out of France this century.

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    They scored 100% on wisdom, higher than 100% of your peers.

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The Angry Wet Cat

This is the worst grade possible on the Existential Test. Congratulations! Read more

Merleau-Ponty

You are somewhat aware of the existential universe, and have some decent ideas as to what it consists of. But that doesn't prevent philosophers from thinking you're an ignorant douche bag. Read more

Friedrich Nietzsche

This is the second highest category for the Existential Test, so close and yet so far away. You know more than most about existential ideas, but only enough to criticize others. Why is your sister suc... Read more

Jean Paul Sartre

This is the highest grade possible, which means you know your way around existence. You may be an ugly bug eyed bastard, but you'll most likely get to spend the large majority of your life giving swee... Read more

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