Their result for The Pool Player's Test ...

Felt Terror

You are 83% Poolastic!

Not bad, not bad. You're not a pool shark, but you're definitely not a pool guppy, either. You're like a bad tempered pool sea bass with a penchant for buggery. And pool. You know your stuff, and might even make a little money if you try hard enough. I wouldn't bet the big money, though, there's hustlers out there that'll eat you alive. Spend a little more time in some dark, smokey dens of sin and you'll be taking money from those snarky college kids in no time!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Poolacity Distribution

    They scored 83% on Poolacity, higher than 53% of your peers.

All possible test results

Pooltarded

Well, there's definitely room for improvement. You probably hold your cue like a spear and burst out into hysterical, tear-filled laughter when someone makes a dirty ball/pocket/rack/stick joke. You s... Read more

Pool Serf

Well, not too bad, but you could do better. You have the basic understanding of the game, but there's some areas that are a little foggy. Well, let's be honest.. those areas are filled with a toxic fo... Read more

Casual Player

Hey, you win some, you lose some. You enjoy the game, but you don't play often. You've almost got the hang of the english thing, though you're not confident enough to try those masse shots.. and I don... Read more

Felt Terror

Not bad, not bad. You're not a pool shark, but you're definitely not a pool guppy, either. You're like a bad tempered pool sea bass with a penchant for buggery. And pool. You know your stuff, and migh... Read more

Hustler

You cad! You did really well! Chances are you play pretty regular and have your own stick. It's a beauty, too. You know the difference in play between a graphite cue and a simple wooden 2-piece. You k... Read more

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