The Foreskin Test

All possible test results

Ugly American

Your knowledge of intact male anatomy is lacking, and it is manifest in your attitudes. You've been a victim of errant folklore and herd mentality. For answer key e-mail TLCTugger@Juno.com Read more

Witch Doctor

You know just enough to be dangerous, but no amount of evidence will convince you that a circumcised man is missing anything valuable. For answer key e-mail TLCTugger@Juno.com Read more

Mad Scientist

Despite an impressive understanding of the intact male anatomy, you can't resist the urge to try and improve upon nature. For answer key e-mail TLCTugger@Juno.com Read more

Sympathizer

It's great that you feel a male has a right to intact genitals, but if you learned more about how his body works, you might be a more effective advocate for human rights. For answer key e-mail TLC... Read more

Intactivist Trainee

Thanks for keeping an open mind. The more you learn, the louder you'll want to advocate for infants' rights. For answer key e-mail TLCTugger@Juno.com Read more

Unconvinced

Despite all you know about the male anatomy, you still feel there may be some merit to the medical arguments for circumcision. Just remember, infants don't have sex. By the time today's infant is in... Read more

Heart of Gold

You don't know a whole lot about the penis, except the single most important thing; it's HIS. For answer key e-mail TLCTugger@Juno.com Read more

Humanitarian

No, you don't eat humans. You know enough about the penis to know that nothing nature took millions of years to evolve should be cut off for no good reason. For answer key e-mail TLCTugger@Juno.c... Read more

INTACTIVIST

Congratulations! You've got the knowledge and the enthusiasm to change the world and spare tomorrow's infants the trauma wrought by today's ignorant, arrogant, and superstitious world. Get out ther... Read more