Private Schooler

Your inner child is trapped! Maybe everyone around you acts grown-up or maybe you feel responsible for everyone else. Either way, it's not going to work if you drive yourself crazy. Free your inner child! Do something childlike every now and again. It'll be our little secret.

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Senior Citizen

Old. Inside and out. Unattached, unaware, unimpressed. Numerous scientific studies have discovered that the physical act of smiling can lead to feelings of happiness. Might want to watch out for t... Read more

Adult

Eh. Pat yourself on the back, John Q. Public. You're normal, and that's just how you like it. One day you started copying your parents and just forgot to stop. You act serious, responsible - nothi... Read more

Private Schooler

Your inner child is trapped! Maybe everyone around you acts grown-up or maybe you feel responsible for everyone else. Either way, it's not going to work if you drive yourself crazy. Free your inner... Read more

Mid-life Crisis

You wake up and there it is - Death. "Hello," it says. "Quick, quick," you think, "What do children do?" And off you go. Distracted by your antics, you probably never realize that what you're real... Read more

Good Parent

Congratulations. You've managed to avoid the pitfalls of social stigma and reach an enviable balance between childhood and adulthood. This will not only make you a good parent to your offspring, it ... Read more

Adolescent

We are a social species and are therefore often more concerned with the way things look than the way they are. By acting slightly older than you feel, you're establishing a pattern of dissatisfaction... Read more

Birthday Clown

When it comes to human nature, disparities between the way someone acts and the way they think are often disturbing. You may be bouncing on the bed, but you're mentally balancing your checkbook. Wha... Read more

Camp Counselor

It could be nostalgia. It could be habit. It could be an established role in your family or occupation. But whichever it is, it's definitely fear of responsibility. This is not as bad as it sounds... Read more

Kindergartener

"Inner child?" you ask, "Is that like having a baby?" You are your inner child. And it grants you simple, honest emotions which can, ironically, make you feel more mature. On the other hand, you ar... Read more

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