Come with us, please

That's it. Right this way...HEY! Easy, tiger. Nice and slow. Hands where we can see 'em. Good. Just to this door here. Very high clearance. We were very impressed. Yes, really. What? Oh, well of course it's dark in there. We can't scan you for genetic subversive agents with the lights on, can we? Of course not. Just step inside, please. Yes, alone. We've already been scanned. That's it. Good. Now, in just a couple of minutes--SLAM! Alders. Go get the Hard Man. I want to know what this one knows, ten minutes ago. Move!

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Come with us, please

That's it. Right this way...HEY! Easy, tiger. Nice and slow. Hands where we can see 'em. Good. Just to this door here. Very high clearance. We were very impressed. Yes, really. What? Oh, well of cours... Read more

Thanks for your time

...but I'm afraid you're just not what we're looking for in a regional sales manager. We need someone with more experience in market... what? C-I-who? You must be joking. Where do you think you are, L... Read more

We like what we see

Please follow Mr. Alders, there. He'll see you to Colonel Chambers' office for the interview. Yes, I'll be recommending you. With any luck you'll be studying satellite photos for the next five years o... Read more

VERY interesting...

Congratulations. You've got just the sort of mind we're looking for in a field agent. Please follow Mr. Alders, there. He'll see you to the old man's office for the preliminary screenings. This? Oh, t... Read more

Oh Jesus God...

...these results are phenomenal. Alders should be here any moment to... there he is now. Come in, Alders. Get everything? Good. Alders has a suitcase for you, with everything you'll need for the next... Read more

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