Oh Jesus God...

...these results are phenomenal. Alders should be here any moment to... there he is now. Come in, Alders. Get everything? Good. Alders has a suitcase for you, with everything you'll need for the next three months. Yes, he got it from your home. The harrier should be landing for you any minute, and there's no need for you to go back there. I hope you settled any conflicts and debts with family and friends. As far as they'll know, you die in a car crash in...five, four, three.......boom. Congratulations. You no longer exist. It's been a pleasure. Unfortunately, you will never see me again. Downside of this job. The really interesting ones never come back through this way. Ah! There's your jet now. No, I'm sorry, I can't tell you where you're going. Trust us. This is the most important day of your life, and it's an important day for America.

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Come with us, please

That's it. Right this way...HEY! Easy, tiger. Nice and slow. Hands where we can see 'em. Good. Just to this door here. Very high clearance. We were very impressed. Yes, really. What? Oh, well of cours... Read more

Thanks for your time

...but I'm afraid you're just not what we're looking for in a regional sales manager. We need someone with more experience in market... what? C-I-who? You must be joking. Where do you think you are, L... Read more

We like what we see

Please follow Mr. Alders, there. He'll see you to Colonel Chambers' office for the interview. Yes, I'll be recommending you. With any luck you'll be studying satellite photos for the next five years o... Read more

VERY interesting...

Congratulations. You've got just the sort of mind we're looking for in a field agent. Please follow Mr. Alders, there. He'll see you to the old man's office for the preliminary screenings. This? Oh, t... Read more

Oh Jesus God...

...these results are phenomenal. Alders should be here any moment to... there he is now. Come in, Alders. Get everything? Good. Alders has a suitcase for you, with everything you'll need for the next... Read more

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