The JERK Test

All possible test results

SATAN

I didn’t think anyone would get this rank. You are a rude, selfish, obnoxious bastard. If I ever see you in the street I will punch you on principle. You deserve a long slow painful death with only t... Read more

The ####

I don’t like you, no one else likes you, and even your family probably frowns down upon you. Any friends you have are as stupid and awful as you are. In reality you don’t like your friends, they don... Read more

The Jerk

You are a dick. You're selfish, unkind and your social conscience is questionable at best. You probably show tender moments to those you love. But you'd stab them in the back or cheat on them if the o... Read more

John Q.

There are a few possibilities for this middle-of-the-road category, and they are as follows: 1) You're normal. You don’t do anything intentionally mean, but when it comes down to it you won’t go... Read more

The Good Guy/Girl

Thank whatever deity, or evolutionary process, you believe in that people such as yourself exist. There should be more people like you. You may not be passionate about saving the rainforest, giving to... Read more

The Saint

You're great! You care about others, you care about the world we live in, and you don’t mind pitching in to give people a hand when they need it. Maybe you don’t go and find homeless people to feed ... Read more

GOD

Kind and Benevolent. You are either one fine example of a human being or a dirty stinking liar. You're the kind of person who SHOULD be in politics. Unfortunately you are probably too smart to even th... Read more