Their result for The JERK Test ...

John Q.

Between -200 and 200 you scored ###! How do you feel?

There are a few possibilities for this middle-of-the-road category, and they are as follows:

1) You're normal. You don’t do anything intentionally mean, but when it comes down to it you won’t go out of your way for anyone else either. You might support a cause or two but it's moral support and if all the amazon dies then you probably just hope that some decent toothpicks were made from the wood. Its sad to say that most of the population is as apathetic towards each other as you. But I'm not blaming you its just part of the culture we live in.

2) You're really nice in your day to day life, but essentially you put yourself above EVERYONE else and you don’t care that you SHARE this planet. You probably smile, laugh, compliment people who you deal with, then wish homeless people would die or get a f***ing job so you don’t have to support their lazy arse after you eat a condor egg omelette and whale steak.

3) You think you're doing the right thing by putting time, effort and concern into saving the planet and thinking about social justice. But you've become jaded with humanity and treat people like shit.

My advice: Be nice to the next person you buy something from, Plant a tree, and think about how your actions will have consequences. What goes around comes around, karma, do unto others... etc

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • decency Distribution

    They scored 78% on decency, higher than 43% of your peers.

All possible test results

SATAN

I didn’t think anyone would get this rank. You are a rude, selfish, obnoxious bastard. If I ever see you in the street I will punch you on principle. You deserve a long slow painful death with only t... Read more

The ####

I don’t like you, no one else likes you, and even your family probably frowns down upon you. Any friends you have are as stupid and awful as you are. In reality you don’t like your friends, they don... Read more

The Jerk

You are a dick. You're selfish, unkind and your social conscience is questionable at best. You probably show tender moments to those you love. But you'd stab them in the back or cheat on them if the o... Read more

John Q.

There are a few possibilities for this middle-of-the-road category, and they are as follows: 1) You're normal. You don’t do anything intentionally mean, but when it comes down to it you won’t go... Read more

The Good Guy/Girl

Thank whatever deity, or evolutionary process, you believe in that people such as yourself exist. There should be more people like you. You may not be passionate about saving the rainforest, giving to... Read more

The Saint

You're great! You care about others, you care about the world we live in, and you don’t mind pitching in to give people a hand when they need it. Maybe you don’t go and find homeless people to feed ... Read more

GOD

Kind and Benevolent. You are either one fine example of a human being or a dirty stinking liar. You're the kind of person who SHOULD be in politics. Unfortunately you are probably too smart to even th... Read more

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