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The Aspiring King

You scored 73 empathy, 77 intention, 29 enlightenment, and 63 responsibility!

When you ascended to the throne at 14, you hoped you would be the benevolent ruler everyone remembered. And you were; for your follies. However, your triumphs were generally in people's interest and you were more or less a good king. Good King. Sit.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • empathy Distribution

    They scored 73% on empathy, higher than 91% of your peers.

  • intention Distribution

    They scored 77% on intention, higher than 83% of your peers.

  • enlightenment Distribution

    They scored 29% on enlightenment, higher than 6% of your peers.

  • responsibility Distribution

    They scored 63% on responsibility, higher than 32% of your peers.

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