Their result for The MI Insult Swordfighting Test ...

Guybrush Threepwood!

You scored 100% swordmastery!

You can hold your breath for ten minutes! Pick bananas that no-one else can reach! Survive being shot from a cannon! Out-insult the Sword Master of Melee Island! Subdue piranha poodles! Totally fuck up ghost pirates! Get into the governor's pants!

There is nothing to say about you, except that you are a MIGHTY PIRATE. Is there anything you can't do?!?

Congratulations!


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Three-Headed Monkey | Low Moral Fiber | Meathook
Otis | Stan | Captain Smirk
The Sword Master | LeChuck | Elaine Marley
Guybrush Threepwood

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    They scored 100% on swordmastery, higher than 92% of your peers.

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Three-Headed Monkey

Are you a figment? A myth? A MONSTER? Can swordplay this bad even EXIST?!? I'd recommend that you self-eviscerate, but you would miss! You are a scurvy-eaten leper in the world of p... Read more

Low Moral Fiber

So you're are a man of low moral fiber, eh? You sit on the pirate equivalent of a stoop, swilling near-grog and weeping over the decay of your never-was circus career. Your only exercise is ... Read more

Meathook

Some years back, a tragic mis-encounter with a feathered demon left you with two hooks for hands. Months of living on an isolated island hasn't done you any favors, either. You talk to your tattooed... Read more

Otis

You are a rank-smelling pirate serving multiple sentences for the illegal harvest of flowers. That's right: flowers, you pansy. All you have to your name are a few desperately-needed ... Read more

Stan

Stan is a man to be reckoned with. Although he never presents with a rapier in his hands, the erratic spasms of his salespitchin' dance have a fighting form all their own. As to wit-- this m... Read more

Captain Smirk

You teach swordplay for a living, and your nights are feverish with steel-spun fantasies of Carla's rape-- err... *rapier* wit. Not only did you invent THE MACHINE, you know a damned g... Read more

The Sword Master

You're a fox of a slash-artist with a tongue that could lance a hummingbird on tweak. You've spent your time tailoring insults that leave the men emotionally castrated, and that emasculating scowl bi... Read more

LeChuck

The dreaded ghost pirate of Monkey Island, you enjoy bloodplay, busty pirate governors, and voodoo-powered amusement parks. You're a man with a luxurious view of Hell and a giant glowing root in your... Read more

Elaine Marley

You are a walking masturbatory fantasy for two of the most criminally inept pirates in the Tri-Island Area. Congratulations. As an attractive woman with the unfortunate curse of swordsmanship... Read more

Guybrush Threepwood!

You can hold your breath for ten minutes! Pick bananas that no-one else can reach! Survive being shot from a cannon! Out-insult the Sword Master of Melee Island! Subdue piranha poodles! Totally f... Read more

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